Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Random Joke Time!

Hahaha I just read some pretty cool quotes,
so just wanted to let u people read just for fun (:

ENJOY!
(:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
- Unknown.

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
- Calvin

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lyndon B. Johnson.

I've never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you've ever seen.
- Omid Djalili

xoxoxo Laughter is definitely the best medicine. (:

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