some jokes to tell...

Hello gals,
I jus found some jokes while I was checking my email...
so I hope u all can relax n LAUGH as much as u all want!!!
BTW, the title of the email I received is...
'Kids are quick'...
u will c why later........

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Hahax...funny rite?
I laughed a lot as well after I read it and during......
I will definitely post some more funny jokes and things later on if I ever come across...
Hope u all will continue laughing non-stop!
Cos I will!

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